I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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