i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
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