You're so nebulous sometimes
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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