You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
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