Betty ford says i'm here all night
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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