i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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