How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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