Your mouth is God's brothel.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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