I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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