I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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