One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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