Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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