in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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