I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
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