I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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