got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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