Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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