If i come over, it means nothing
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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