Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
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