so now that im really awake i see that my underwear are completely ripped down the side, my shorts are on backwards, i have to go get plan b....i call last night an epic fail or success depending on how catholic i am feeling
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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