People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
