My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
the pizza man had no reaction when jackie and me opened the door naked, i guess he's used to that shit
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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