I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
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