Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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