Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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