Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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