thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
COCAINE IS GR8
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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