Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
two words...techno handjob
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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