Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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