If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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