this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
Apparently we were arguing for captain seats so I shouted "who has your virginity." I got the seat.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Randomize
