K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
i think i have herpe
just one?
I am unfriending an ex-one night stand because his profile picture is of his wife's ultrasound.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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