normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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