I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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