I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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