Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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