Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
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