I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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