Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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