Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
Randomize
