Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Oh, and thanks to you. I'm now stuck in the living room, held hostage, listening to my roommate's "How I discovered I was bi" story. FUCK YOU.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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