let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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