No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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