They have a pepper shaker for pot.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
I am naked and annoyed.
Drunk is not a location!
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
Randomize
