2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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