It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Apparently I'm the guy that didn't get the memo that Afliction and wifebeaters were the proper attire for tonight... so I'll just sit here alone in my sweatervest and be judged.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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