In the future we'll all be gay
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
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