i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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