ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
