Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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