I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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