I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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