let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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