I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I'm just crazy horny about you
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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