i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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